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    teaching manners



    teaching manners

    Post  Guest on Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:48 am

    A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
    playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
    train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get
    the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards
    who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down
    the tracks."

    The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that
    kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room &
    stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your
    train, but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed
    playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard
    her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please
    remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for
    travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She
    hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask
    you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there
    is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
    relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the
    child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
    delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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